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North Dakota, Print, U.S.

Negative points for subtlety and generally wrongness here. I’ve been to North Dakota. This is NOT what happens to single straight guys visiting North Dakota. The women of Fargo have too much self-respect to line up along 1st Avenue for your perusing. Cripes, ND, get some class.

Auping Mattresses, TV, Europe

We go from predatory straight guys (angling for a hookup under false pretense) to emasculated straight guys (who refuse to close the deal with willing supermodels). “Doesn’t feel right” doesn’t apply to the casual sex, it applies to the quality of the mattress.

(Source: youtube.com)

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